It's Friday. Sex?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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