their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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