all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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