her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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