just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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