i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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