I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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