There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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