I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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