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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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