its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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