tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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