Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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