Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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