i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize
