He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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