hell yes lets make some ravioli
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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