You smell like a Billy Joel song
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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