Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Randomize
