We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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