Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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