I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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