We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
Randomize
