fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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