operation harelip BJ is a go
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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