You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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