I think i peed on brittanys purse
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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