what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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