So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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