Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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