After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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