You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
we should paint friendship bongs
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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