ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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