im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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