Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
