How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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