i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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