He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
birth control should be required to get into college
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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