There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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