escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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