I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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