Me too!
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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