who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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