well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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