Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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