what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I think my nap took me to another dimension
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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