I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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