i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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