You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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