I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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