I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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