white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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